JOKES

1. Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

2. Tchr: Itne din se kahan the?


Boy: Bird flu ho gya tha.


Tchr: Par ye to birds me hota hai.

Boy(Gusse me) Insan hi kaha rehne dia apne,Roj to murga bna dete ho !

3. police-park me aise Q baite ho?
man-hum dono shaadi shuda hai.
police-to ghar me baito na.
man-iska pati or meri patni manege nhi..

4. Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

5. BV:"utho ji almari k paas 1chor khada h.

"Hus:"us k paas hathiyar hua to?"

BV:Oh ho ghabrao mat apka to insurance h or zewaraat ka nhi."

6. GOLU Papa muje Nokrani se pyar he Mai usse shadi kruga Baap Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho GOLU Kyu Baap Yhi galti mei ne b ke thi beta

7. Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

8. Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

9,Kbhi hath pe

Kbhi hont pe

Kbhi ankh pe

Kbhi Gal pe

Kbhi nak pe

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Kiss

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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai

Garmi mai..

10. Uffo kia krte ho

Dur hat jao

Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?

Aqal nahi hy kya?

Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Soch